Must I Put A Title?

In the words of Aunt May: "I think there's a dead blogger in all of us, Peter". And Jane Austen, in her famous classic Pride & Prejudice (also known as Angst & Alfalfa-juice), says "It is universally accepted knowledge that boys of an angsty age, regardless of fortune, would be in want of a dead blog".

All blogs lead to Stagnancy, not Rome. I figure the reason why some people's blogs are so popular is because they actually bother to update on interesting things, regularly. ANYWAY, to stop me from making this into a personal diary (i really should set up an separate ill-fated blog some time with jasper or something) I shall post an old, wise word play.

To train is to improve
To bike is two maximum
To bus is too crowded

(Woah, like, how funny can i get? I seriously cannot stand it. Can I please be funnier nowadays?)