Murder of Ms Candyhouse

Reuters - The village of Candyville was shaken yesterday with the brutal death of Ms Candyhouse. Ms Candyhouse, 158, was found dead in her oven last monday morning by the milkman. The victim suffered 99% 4th degree burns. An autopsy later revealed that she was hit on the head with a metal object and then roasted in the oven at 300 degrees celcius for over an hour.

Neighbours described the victim to be a small, friendly and caring old lady, who liked having children over at her Candyhouse. However Ms Candyhouse had not been seen (alive) ever since neighbours spotted two children eating her home.

Mr Beadle, a neighbour of Ms Candyhouse's, claimed that he saw two figures running off from the Candyhouse into the woods on Monday evening. "They were running rather quick, so I couldn't recognise them," he said. "But they seemed to be carrying lots of stuff. Like, totally."

Further investigation by the police showed that Ms Candyhouse's home had been ransacked, and that half of the house remained standing - the rest of the house was defouled by bite-sized holes in the walls. Police suspect foul play.

"The two kids she had over at her house - they were really mean," said Dame Chocolate, another neighbour. "Like, totally. They claimed they were starving, having had lost their way in the woods. weird names they had too, Gretsel and Hantle, I think."

"It's a pity that we lost Ms Candyhouse. She was the nicest lady ever. She made lots of pies for the whole village every month," said Mr Beadle.

Police are looking further into the case.

The wake of Ms Candyhouse would be held at the site of the late Candyhouse from tomorrow afternoon till Saturday morning. The casket would leave for the oven at 9am on Saturday.

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