singing the sing crap rap

Can you sing the Singapore Sing'?
Had a taste of the Singapore Sling?
Y'know we don't have bells going ding ding
Most people don't flash their bling bling
So few jackpot machines that go bing bing
Though there's 4D Toto that's never win win

Can you Sing-a-pore?
Can you Sing-a-porean?
Sadly, we've lost most o' da folk lore
Gladly, we will migrate and go a-ski-in'

We 'ave Singtel, Singpost n' Singnet
Can you sing dat?
Can you sing dat?
Can you sing dat?
Dat's why we 'ave Singnet.
It's always da gahmen that takes de step
But so many are still in their debt
And we are still singing dat
Like da fat cat dat sat on 'is mat

Sorta like a rap i thought up. Wasting my time is vry fun but deadly. Anyway I probably forgot the tune. Aw. But I like the "Can you sing that...Singnet" part la... the rest a bit funny, weird funny. Twist your tongue by saying everything real fast.