song

as promised, heres a tribute to our mysterious newcomer *er-hm*, the ever-mystical, elusive being of the luae. [note: post contains offensive language]

i am lu
i make poo
it weighs twice as much as you
and i look good sitting on the loo
if you have some toilet paper
you can pass it to me later
i am lu, i am lu,
hear me poo.

hmpf. made this up when me and bing came across some cows in a field. fake cows. push bing for the second stanza xD.